Akbuk Christmas Cake
(From Chrissie)
1 cup of water, 1tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp of salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, nuts, 1 bottle of vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit.
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality pour one level cup and drink, repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup….just incase.
Turn off the mixerer, break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit, pick fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner, if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a shit, check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somfink, whatever you kan fine. Greash the oven and hiss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner, Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka. Fall into bed.
Cherry Mistmas.
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